Cherohonkee

The Black Widows are some of the most dangerous creatures that a cherohonkee will encounter.

Never underestimate exactly how annoying a group of 14 year old female soccer players can be. Black widows like to drink lots of redbull and then roam through local malls. They generally feed at Applebees and can be hell on staff and patrons alone. Their overuse of the word "sick" and Justin Timberlake conversation alone can send any cherohonkee straight to the mescalin. It's best to try an avoid all female U14 soccer teams in general, but the black widows are by far the most annoying.