Minnetonka Moccassin- Poisonous or Not?

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Many modern day Cherohonkees are faced with this question day in and out at local malls, in the line at Starbucks or just milling around PTA meetings. The fact of the matter is that while the Minnetonka Moccassin is not inherently venomous you do need to tread lightly. Generally they tend to congregate around large American made SUV's whose poisonous gas is polluting the great spirit of mother earth. This is due in part to the fact that the Minnetonka Moccassin was naively introduced in suburban area grade schools.